I write an opinion column in my school’s newspaper, The Pioneer, called “Sexcetera.” It’s a column on relationships, sex, and sexuality, from a perspective I’m trying to keep sex-positive, feminist, and inclusive. I’ve been doing it for months, but (perhaps unsurprisingly, given my tendency to get busy and neglect the blog), I haven’t mentioned it at all here.
Since it would be silly to post each individual column now, I figured I’d post a general directory of what I’ve written this semester.
Let’s overlook the blatant mathematical problems here, like my use of a fraction with infinity in the denominator. You know what I mean.
In which I try to put disgusting jelly goop masquerading as “pudding” in my face.
In which I make up for a whole month of missed wackiness while sampling a citrusy/Smarties-y soda.
In which I review a short bottle of probiotic beverage in short sentences.
Whoooa, got backlogged on posting these here. Here’s some catching up.
Vend it to Me #4, in which I sample a drink that tastes suspiciously like Halloween candy.
In which I sample a “proprietary milk-based pop”, and then do things with it that I never should have even considered.
I will write a real blog post soon, honest. Things have just been remarkably busy. Excuses, excuses.
In which I discuss bees, cough drops, and unusual flavors of soda.